One of the most useful aspects of the internet is the ability to find product reviews for just about everything – cars, stereos, computers, artificial limbs, suet cakes, and so on. These reviews have a problem – for every good review, there is almost always a bad review that makes you question whether a product is any good. You can read 20 good reviews on Amazon, but the one bad review is the one that sticks with you and feeds your doubt. (For example: “I like the looks of this new music player, but one reviewer said it caught fire while he was listening to it, and the headphones started shooting lasers at a family of kittens under his porch. I can’t take the chance that will happen to me, or those kittens under my porch!”)
Here at The DEB Log we’re always thinking of new ways to make our work relevant to the community, and the world as a whole. So we’re proposing a solution.
Starting today, we are offering the ultimate review of any product or service. This will be the only place you have to go to get a good opinion. No “good review cancelled out by a bad review” nonsense. And we’re not beholden to any corporations. We will tell it like it is. If the headphones shoot lasers at kittens, our teeth fall out after trying the new toothpaste, the exercise apparel produces an orange rash, or the clothes dryer shrinks cotton shirts to doll size, you’ll hear about it.
So - manufacturers: send your products to our reviewing staff today! We’re open for business! Cars, trucks, consumer electronics, exploding cigars, night-vision goggles, underpants – you send it, we’ll review it!
Watch this space for our first product review, coming shortly, entitled “The 2009 Gibson Les Paul Standard Guitar: A High Price To Pay For An Instrument If You Only Know Three Chords”.
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