Dear President Obama,
Congratulations on being elected president. You're nuts. Why anyone would want to be president is beyond me. Although I do envy that by the time you're 55 you'll be a millionaire retiree, which is my dream. My dream also has pirates.
Down to business - please send me some TARP money so I can put some new shingles on my house. Also, a book of car wash coupons for my wife, and the kids would like a computer that was built in this century. The children are our future, Mr. President, and I know you would buy your girls a new computer if the one they had could only handle running Windows 98.
Thank you in advance for your consideration. Try to enjoy the next four years. Hillary got the last laugh out of all of this if you ask me.
Sincerely,
A Lifelong citizen
P.S. Do you know Al Gore? What's he really like? I bet he turns the air conditioning way up when he's staying at a hotel just like the rest of us, doesn't he? And drinks bottled water when no one's looking? You can tell me, I promise I'll keep it to myself.
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Al Gore wouldn't turn up the air-conditioning. He has lots of hanngers-on and security personnel to do it for him.
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