"I Would Love To Be A Snowflake" - By K. B.

Illustration by K.B.


I Would Love To Be A Snowflake
By K.B.

I would love to be a snowflake;
to drift across the sky,
feeling the brisk winter wind.

I would love to be a snowflake;
to listen to a converstaion that isn't mine,
learning secrets without the children knowing.

I would love to be a snowflake;
to be pushed by the harsh winds,
being blown to different places for which I can explore.

Flying everywhere on the globe,
bringing cheer to many people,
and bringing the signal of nature to our world.

Snowpocalypse! Stormageddon!

A picture of the very large snow hill in the middle of the court.  M is third from left, and K is the middle person.  The rest of the kids live nearby, but I won't say who's who because I can't recognize them when they're all bundled up like that. 

The snow wasn't as bad as predicted - we got maybe 6-7 inches, and the drifts were pretty high in some places.  The snowblower made it through four driveways and hundreds of feet of sidewalk with hardly a complaint.  When this one croaks, I'm definitely getting a bigger one, though. 

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Science Fair is Coming! Start your volcanoes!

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Science Fair News
The Lawton Science Fair is going to be March 24 in the evening at the school. Mark your calendars.

Not sure what K is going to do this year, but M is going to do something with electronics. More details to follow, but you might have to wait until March 24 to find out...

Two years ago was the last Science Fair, and while I was organizing it, a parent called to say her son was going to cancel his entry because the experiment he was trying didn't work like they thought it would. Even when you're following a book, it can be difficult to get the same result because there are so many factors involved in experiments.

I encouraged her and her son to document their experiment and explain what worked and what didn't. Instead of concluding "It worked!" they could conclude "It didn't work!" and try to guess what went wrong. Scientists often fail to produce the correct results, and they have to try different things. Sometimes they fail because they're wrong, and they learn from it and try again a different way.

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Projects With Which I'm Still Not Done
I know you're wondering what happened to the ray gun I was working on last year. I have most all the parts for it now, but I'm not happy with one aspect of it, and I've changed my mind about a lot of it. I've been scrounging for parts at the Ann Arbor Reuse Center, and I've found a few things, but not what I'm looking for exactly. Patience is a virtue when building a ray gun, although one you have it built, it's OK to just blast the heck out of everything. At least, that is my understanding.

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Deep Stuff
You already know I like the Wondermark comic strip. Occasionally, the author, David Malki, will post other things, such as the progress he's making on his next book, what conventions he is attending, and so on. Yesterday, he got a little philosophical, but I really like his definition of an expert:

There are two types of “experts” in the world:

1. The ones that are happy to take your money to reassure you that they will HANDLE IT.

2. The ones that are just as nervous as you are.

Read the whole post, called "You Are Doing Fine", here.

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Happy Birthday, M!

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Happy birthday to new "tween" M! Being 11 isn't all it's cracked up to be, because you can't drive, can't drink, and still have to go to fifth grade in the morning. But still, you can enjoy it a little bit.

His main present this year was Madden 11 (a Wii football game), but he also got some books, a Pioneer shirt, and some other goodies. Not to mention cake.

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Heckuva New Year So Far

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The first 12 hours of the New Year - super!
The New Year started out well enough - M had a friend stay overnight on New Year's Eve, and K stayed over at a friend's house. M and his friend toasted 2011 with sparkling juice at midnight and I'm almost positive they got some sleep. K made it home under his own power, so he must have gotten some sleep or other. Maybe.

I'll just quickly mention the really, really, really, really bad showings in MSU's and U of M's bowl games. If I recall correctly, they lost by a combined total of 782-11. Ouch! I put up the MSU and UM flags on the porch for nothing, apparently.

South for the winter (figurative south, not the geographical kind)
Returning to work the first full week of the new year, I was told the project I've been working on was canceled. I've been on this project for almost three years, and it's really a great product. Unfortunately, the company wants to focus its efforts on other things in an attempt to help raise the stock price. Isn't working for a publicly-held company fun? (Answer: Not always.) I understand how the system works, though, and two weeks into 2011, I still have a job.

Blazing your own trail isn't always a good idea
The day after I learned my project was canceled, I was driving M home from school, and the car slid on some new snow while I was trying to turn a corner. I couldn't steer or brake - the antilock brakes made lots of rat-a-tat-tat noises, but were not slowing the car down. I went straight into the curb of the street I was trying to turn onto, and blew out the front passenger-side tire. Because I was only a few blocks from home, I just drove the car on the flat (very slowly) and took the tire in to be replaced. Because the tires have 21,000 miles on them I couldn't just replace one front tire without replacing the other, so the car now has two shiny new tires. Until the new snow today, you could see where the car went off the road and onto the grass at that intersection. I'm lucky the rim wasn't bent up or the suspension damaged. The more I think about it, the more I don't understand how only the tire was lost.

The ironic thing about the whole episode? M needed to be picked up from school because he was serving as a crossing guard for the school's Safety Patrol. He failed to warn me of the dangers of driving on the snow, so I think he needs more training.

Electronics wrap-up: Dealing with a virus, and bidding adieu
On Sunday, just to start with, I pulled a muscle in my back. Folding laundry. Yes. Folding laundry. Dangerous.

Later that day, the laptop that all of use on a regular basis started to pop up messages about having a virus. At first glance, the computer appeared to be trying to clean up the virus, but I carefully looked at the screen and the messages it was giving, and realized that the virus was pretending to be my anti-virus software. So I ignored what it was telling me to do, and tried to run my own anti-virus software. It didn't work, and neither did anything else. The only thing that DID work were some messages telling me to solve my problem by purchasing an online anti-virus program, which was certainly responsible for putting the virus there in the first place.

I started up the laptop with the "recovery" DVDs I made when we first bought it, and wiped out everything on the computer. After a few hours of working, the laptop was restored to exactly how it was when we first bought it.

I'm sure the virus came from one of the online game sites the kids like to go to. They trade website names at school, then try them out at home. They are no longer allowed to go to PlayHub.com, where I am pretty sure the virus originated.

(If you didn't make recovery CDs or DVDs of your computer system, you should - they can be really helpful.)

Nothing of note happened on Monday, you'll be happy to know, but today, Tuesday, we are saying our goodbyes to our HP all-in-one printer/copier/scanner, as it has jammed its paper for the last time. I honestly don't know how it ever lasted five years. For being almost free, it's certainly paid for itself over the years, although I think we've spent roughly $9000 on ink cartridges. Are they supposed to run out every fifty pages?

For 2011, therefore, I resolve to stay in bed for the rest of the year. Or until my $250-per-month Powerball lottery habit finally hits it big.

Christmas: Over Too Soon, As Usual

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Christmas Report
I’m happy to report we had a great Christmas weekend! We went to Jackson on Friday to see everyone, eat some good food, go to church, and have our annual Dollar Gift exchange. On Sunday, we were in East Lansing to see J’s family, eat some good food, watch the Lions upset the Dolphins, and catch up on all the latest news.

The boys both got iPods for Christmas (but you knew they would). They pooled their money to buy a Wii videogame system, and have been playing it for the last few days. M and K will usually win games against me - they have time to practice because they are kids with no responsibilities during their break, and I work for a living. I did manage to stay up late last night, however, and beat M's high score in Archery. It won't last long, but it's something.

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Some links I've been saving up
My company bought me a phone so I could be notified of server problems during off hours. They gave me a choice between the BlackBerry or this one.

Some neat pictures of the Paris subway.

A huge boat being disassmbled in Bangladesh.

A fun project for a rainy day and an old Diet Mountain Dew can. Let me know if you're low on Diet Mountain Dew cans, I have plenty.

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Have a Happy and Prosperous New Year!

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A Day Out in Ann Arbor

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Yesterday we had a fun afternoon out in Ann Arbor. First, to Anneke's to get the kids their Christmas haircut. Then we went to BD's Mongolian BBQ, which is a fun restaurant. You go through a salad bar-type line and fill a bowl with meat, veggies, sauces, spices, and other things. Then you take the bowl to a big circular grill and someone grills it up for you using long metal sticks. The bowl I put together had chicken, tofu, hot jalapenos, assorted veggies, Szechuan sauce, dill, and crushed red pepper. It was just a tad hotter than I intended, but it was good. We were all happy with what we chose. If you don't want to try to guess what your combination will taste like, or need some suggestions, they have recipe cards available that you can follow. When J and I first went there a long time ago, we used the cards to give us an idea of what to do, but now we just walk over and dig in.

After we digested that for a few minutes, we walked down the street to the art store that has the retro Ann Arbor transportation posters (we have two in our back hallway.) They are are realistic, but fictional, posters advertising Ann Arbor transportation systems, such as a subway, monorail, airline, and so on. They are very believable.

Next, a few quick stops: The Cupcake Station and ACME Mercantile.

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Christmas is only a few days away. We have all our shopping done. More accurately, J has all our shopping done, as she's usually in charge of getting everything for the kids. This year, the #1 item on each of their lists was an iPod. I told them that iPods weren't free, and that I was in my late 30's before I got my first iPod. That last argument wasn't very convincing, though.

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Lots of fun plans with family coming up this weekend. We're looking forward to seeing everyone!

In case I'm not back here before then, Merry Christmas!

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